Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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