that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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