Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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