Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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