"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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