Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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