He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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