How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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