O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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