Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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