it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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