What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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