We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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