Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
