barbara walters just said penis...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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