How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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