weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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