David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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