Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
