Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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