another moral hangover. fuck.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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