Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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