found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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