Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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