Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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