I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
