i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
foreskin is a definite game changer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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