She's JV to your varsity
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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