thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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