I hate all girls vehemently.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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