dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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