Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Come on in and take your pants off
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