Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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