What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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