Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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