oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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