That's intense
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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