I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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