Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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