There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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