: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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