I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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