he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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