My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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