yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
