Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She is in my trunk
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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