We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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