You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The ass gains better be worth it
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