have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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