I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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