Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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