I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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