Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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