Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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