bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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